Still... twitching...

From Kylie Minogue's Showgirl Princess:

One bright morning, Kylie woke up with bubbles of excitement fizzing inside her just like lemonade. Today, at last, she would stand on a glittering stage and sing to thousands of people. Slurp! Something licked her cheek. 'Sheeba!' Kylie cried, hugging her dog tightly. 'I'll tell you a secret,' she whispered. 'Today, I'm going to be a Showgirl Princess!'

And they say celebrity book deals are all about the money!

But, wow.  Regardless of the prose, people ADORE her.