Nope. Not even Eccleston can save it for me now.

Because, wow.  His hair is terrifying.  Ian McShane is the only decent thing in the trailer, and honestly?  I'd be happy just watching him stand still because he's so damn cool.

Since when is Will Stanton even interested in girls?  If Walden Media wanted to adapt a book into the most generic and lame fantasy movie possible -- complete with crappy Generic Trailer Voiceover Man and super crappy trailer music -- then why didn't they pick, say, one of the later DragonLance books?

Really, I just want the movie to hit the theaters, already.  The sooner it's out, the sooner it'll go away, and the sooner it'll stop irritating me.

But Leila, you say -- wouldn't it just be easier on you (and everyone else) if you just ignored this travesty?  My answer:  Dude, I've been trying.  But it's like a freaking train wreck.  I just can't.  Look.  Away.

(via Fuse and Liz B)