She Went All the Way -- Meggin Cabot

She went all the wayEeew.

Books by Meg Cabot should not include scenes that involve the words:

  • moist
  • thrust
  • hard
  • spurt
  • moan

    Her novels should also NOT include:

  • "...hard and insistent against her through the front of his borrowed jeans."
  • "...sensitive pink nipples..."
  • "...heavy in her hand..."

    And the worse line EVER:

  • "So you are a natural redhead."

    Gack.