There are lots of book challenges that I can at least understand, sort of. Not this one.

Dude.  Really.  They're the Anastasia books.  You can't ban them.  It's just, well... dumb.

Kristi Hardee, the mother of a fourth-grader at Spook Hill Elementary in Lake Wales, asked the Polk County School Board on Tuesday to remove the six Anastasia books in the school's library. There are nine Anastasia books in the series.

I love these books.  I've loved them since I was eight years old (if not younger).  They're a step up from the Ramona books, age-wise--and they're so much fun. 

Remember the one where Anastasia gets some gerbils from her friend, so that she can breed them for a school science project, but it turns out that they are actually both female and they're already both pregnant and then they escape?  Or the one where Anastasia starts cooresponding with a guy that she meets through a personal ad, because she thinks she should find a "more mature man"?  (She's twelve).  Or the one where she has a crush on her (female) teacher? 

Okay, so maybe I shouldn't be so surprised that someone is all up in arms about them.  Oh, wait.  Yes I should.  Because this, specifically, is what she's upset about:

Hardee objected to scenes that make reference to stuffing bras, snapping bras and other talk that she deemed "vulgar."