Okay, buddy. Should we go over the definition of the word "fiction" again?

ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A top Catholic cardinal has blasted "The Da Vinci Code" as a "gross and absurd" distortion of history and said Catholic bookstores should take the bestseller off their shelves because it is full of "cheap lies."

I'm hoping for a big smackdown fight between Tom Hanks and Mel Gibson at the release of the movie.  Except, DAMN.  Who would I root for???