One man's solution to an age old problem.

Okay.  Here's my favorite joke of the moment:

Q:  What's the difference between a librarian and a pizza?

A:  A pizza can feed a family of four.

Apparently, it got to be too much for a future library director in Texas.  He got busted for stealing from the coin-operated copy machine.

Dude, we're totally poor, too, but REALLY.  Don't steal from a freaking library.