Phew. All is still well with the world.
My middle school book group scared the crap out of me at our last meeting--Napoleon Dynamite came up in conversation, and one of the kids said, "Oh, he just died in a motorcyle accident."
WHAT?
So I just Googled "jon heder accident" and got this.
While I looked for that, I came across info about Napoleon Dynamite festivals (yes, plural):