Awww. Poor, poor Lindsay Lohan.
Yeah, two years, talent and CLASS. Lindsay Lohan is so trashy that SHE should be the one carrying the spawn of Ben Affleck. Not poor confused Jennifer Garner.
I can't believe she'd even think about comparing herself to Scarlett Johansson.
While you're at it, there's a great Lindsay Lohan bit at Go Fug Yourself.