Awww. Poor, poor Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay also expresses frustration over why she's not taken as seriously as lesser tabloid targets Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson, who, at 20, have just two years on her.

Yeah, two years, talent and CLASS.  Lindsay Lohan is so trashy that SHE should be the one carrying the spawn of Ben Affleck.  Not poor confused Jennifer Garner.

I can't believe she'd even think about comparing herself to Scarlett Johansson. 

While you're at it, there's a great Lindsay Lohan bit at Go Fug Yourself.