Why don't I live in British Columbia???

From Yahoo News (via Bookslut):

COQUITLAM, British Columbia - A handful of people in Canada got a sneak peak of the latest Harry Potter book, but a British Columbia Supreme Court judge ordered them to keep it a secret.

A)  I still don't understand how people sell them by mistake.  The boxes all have "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL JULY 16th" stamped on them.  On every side.  Even the bottom.  At least, they did for the last book.

B)  I'm totally jealous.  And I would've read it before returning it to the publisher.  And the only reason that I would've returned it wouldn've been to get the autograph and gift pack on Saturday.

Would've would've would've.