Last week's haiku results.

I have a soft spot for The Big Orange Splot, even if it is by Daniel Pinkwater (who I still haven't forgiven for all of the pain and agony he put us through with that awful Alligator book).  The prize goes to Laurenzmom:

Like Mr. Plumbean,
I'd paint my house to look just
like all of my dreams.

Email me your mailing address and I'll send you your prize!