All I want for Christmas is...

The baby Cthulhu plush toy!  (Actually, I think that the size I want is medium, but he regardless, he looks like a baby Cthulhu.)  I love him, I love him, I love him.  He's so cute in his little soul-sucker way...

If my sister loves me, she'll already have bought it for me.  (I called her last night and told her I wanted it.  I was being helpful.  For real.  She was complaining about not knowing what to get me, so I helped!  That's okay, right?)

If she doesn't love me, I'll let everyone know.  Then someone else can prove their love.  Right?  Right?