Uhhhhhhh...

Patron:  I'd like to know more about the Ductagami workshop.  There's a boy where I work...  I know the flyer says sixth grade and he is only in fourth...  But he's really tall.  He's on the basketball team.

Me:   <Blink>

<Blink>

<Huge Smile, Lilting Voice>

Maybe you should go downstairs and ask the children's room staff about that.