Uhhhhhhh...
Patron: I'd like to know more about the Ductagami workshop. There's a boy where I work... I know the flyer says sixth grade and he is only in fourth... But he's really tall. He's on the basketball team.
Me: <Blink>
<Blink>
<Huge Smile, Lilting Voice>
Maybe you should go downstairs and ask the children's room staff about that.