More from Judson.

Will I ever NOT be offended by these people?  Probably not:

Cindy Pyo, who said she holds degrees in English, Bible and education, requested her son be given an alternative assignment, a request the school honored. He and a handful of other students in the class read Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" instead of "The Handmaid's Tale," she said.

That wasn't solution enough for Pyo, who said Tuesday that she feels it's her duty to ensure no student be able to read "The Handmaid's Tale" in class.

"I have a responsibility to the country and our community to speak up for the values that will strengthen our society," she said.

The usual spiel.  Duty, responsibility, values.  I'm sure I don't need to express my opinion about all of this YET AGAIN.  I must say -- I wasn't aware that you could get a degree in "Bible".

More brilliance from Dr. Lyman:

"The tone of the book does not support, in my opinion, the effort by our state Legislature to encourage abstinence outside the bonds of marriage," said Lyman, who came to Judson less than a year ago from Ingleside, where he also was superintendent.

So what should they be reading?  Pamphlets from the nurse's office about STDs?  Or would they be too explicit?  Maybe, to be safe, they should just study the ones on abstinence.  Jeebus, buddy.  Nuns are less uptight than you.