I bet it was the same jerk that stole my jar of pennies.

From the Lexington Herald-Leader (via LISnews):

A rope was strung through two holes in the jug and lashed to a desk-drawer handle: “It was heavy enough that you could use this rope as a horse lead,” de Araujo said.

The thief, apparently unable to loosen the rope, ripped out the entire desk drawer, dumped its contents and carted off the drawer along with the rope and the jug.

Personally, I'm a little horrified by the "Git 'er Done" poem, but I guess there's no accounting for taste.