Robie Harris has a new book coming out!

But not everyone's happy about it.

Dude, COME ON.  Is it really necessary to write an article warning people about the dangers of this book?  It's called It's Not the Stork!  WTF do you THINK it's about?

Not to mention the fact that -- obviously -- no one is forcing you to read it to your kids.

(It hasn't been challenged yet -- it's not out until late July -- but I'm sure it'll take about .5 seconds for someone to officially freak out, so I'm preemptively putting this post in the Challenged Books category.)