Why fanfic is scary: Example 3004.
EEEeeeeewwwww. There's not even any sex, but still. EEEeeeeewwwww. Just the idea of them flirting is foul.
And what's weirder? The actor who plays Lamb buys into it. I think he might be a little too into defending his assholic character.
(I found it through Snarkfest. My god. It's hideously addicting. Celebrity obsessives galore -- supposedly, Britney has hired a lawyer to divorce KFed, even though she's knocked up again! And Scientologists don't talk to their babies for a week after birth! And L. Ron was anti-breastfeeding -- he recommended a mixture of barley water, honey and homogenized milk!)