And the Unintentional Irony Award goes to...

Alton Verm of Conroe, Texas!  Congratulations!

A choice quote:

"It's just all kinds of filth," said Alton Verm, adding that he had not read "Fahrenheit 451."

Can we get that engraved onto a plaque?  I'm sure Mr. Verm must be very proud that his daughter is following in his footsteps:

"The book had a bunch of very bad language in it," Diana Verm said. "It shouldn't be in there because it's offending people. ... If they can't find a book that uses clean words, they shouldn't have a book at all."