"I'm the victim of an insidious hate campaign among some adults who don’t like my books."

This gave me the giggles:

Rev. Graham Taylor, known to readers as G.P. Taylor and as the author of Shadowmancer, is said to be "hotter than Potter" and the new CS Lewis, claims he's living in fear after death threats were posted on the internet days before the wheel fell off his car while driving.

Yes, yes, I'm a bad person.  Whatever.