"If you haven't heard of the English Roses by now, then you are either: a) living under a rock, b) living on the moon, c) away with the fairies. -- Madonna

Ugh.  Will she never go away?

Anyway.

The Guardian on celebrity children's authors.  There are some I'd never heard about, including John Travolta's, erm, masterpiece Propeller One-Way Night Coach.  How EVER did I miss that?