Random randomness.

Celebrity Randomness:

OJ's book has been cancelled.

I'm hoping that Tom Cruise is standing on a box here.  Otherwise, they made Katie stand in a hole OR they just chopped her feet off.

Seen anything about the awesome Scientology wedding vows?

In the old-fashioned language that marks the Traditional version, the groom is reminded that "girls" need "clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat" and is asked to provide them all.

The bride, in turn, is told that "young men are free and may forget" their promises.

And last, poor Britney is going downhill again.

Other Randomness (via Rocketboom):

If I dig a hole clear through to the other side of the planet, where will I end up?  (In the ocean, dammit!  But if I dragged a raft through with me, I might make it to Australia.)