It's that time of year again...

The Independent got a sneak peek at the Bad Sex Award shortlist.

While I love David Mitchell's "Now she made a noise like a tortured Moomintroll...", I don't think it will stand a chance against the Thomas Pynchon quote.

You'll have to click through for it, though.  Ewwww.  I'm considering a nice, old-fashioned brain bleach.