GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Read the beastly news* here.

I say again:  GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

What's the deal, Ben Stiller?  You are WAY (way way way) too cool to even THINK about having anything to do with Tiny Tom. 

And, heck.  What's the deal with you, CTC?  You sue people when they say you are gay, but then propose starring in a HARDY BOYS movie??

*It's from TMZ, so I will hold out hope that it is UNTRUE.