T-Shirt of the Week.

Okay.  I horrified poor Josh with this while we were driving through the car wash yesterday.  Take into consideration that I made it up on the fly, so some of the rhymes are slightly forced.

To the tune of My Darling Clementine:

Oh Lee Scoresby, Oh Lee Scoresby,
And my daaaaarling Hester, too,
I lost you at Alamo Gulch,
And I was, I was so bluuuuue.

Then I found you, yes I found you,
I found you once again.
In the Land of the Dead, your sacrifice
made me want to kick Phil Pullman.

Oh Lee Scoresby, oh Lee Scoresby
But all is not for.... naught,
I will see you, come December,
In the form of Sam Elli-OTT.

Soon to be found in my Etsy shop.