The Good, the Bad and the So-Bad-It-Almost-Might-Be-Sort-Of-Good.

The Good:

The Dixon TRI-conderoga.  No, that is not a typo.

The Bad:

Trident Splash.  Remember going to the dentist and getting that huge fluoride-filled foam horseshoe shoved into your mouth?  Yeah.  Strawberry Lime Trident Splash tastes EXACTLY like that.  Yecch.

The So-Bad-It-Almost-Maybe-Might-Be-Sort-Of-Good:

Science Fiction Movie Themes.  We snagged it from the library book sale thinking that it would just be recordings of, you know, science fiction movie themes.  But no.  It's recordings of DISCO-FIED versions of science fiction movie themes.  Horribly awful, yet hysterically funny.