I have a new BFF.

But he doesn't know it, so I'm making a general announcement.

Brandon Sanderson, we are officially friends.

I'm guessing that you're wondering why.

It was this bit from Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians:

"Don't worry, my Oculator friend!" Charles called.  "We gave them a little extra kick!  We had Douglas eat the science fiction section!"

"Well," admitted Douglas the T. Rex, "I only ate the 'C' section.  Honestly -- claiming that Velociraptors were the smartest dinosaurs?  I knew a Velociraptor in college, and he failed chemistry.  Plus, resurrecting a character just because he didn't die in the movie?  Poppycock, I say!"

Rock.  On.  I've been irritated by that ever since the stupid book came out.  Glad to know I have a kindred spirit.

The 48HBC continues, and I'm decidedly punchy.