Perfect timing.

Good thing I'm wearing my "Heathcliff is a prat" t-shirt today:

The passionate romance that proved that ardour can survive Britain's grimmest landscape and weather has beaten countless steamy successors in a poll of the greatest love stories of all time.

Emily Brontë's Wuthering Heights, recounting the doomed affair between sweet Cathy Earnshaw and the brutal outsider Heathcliff, has seen off Shakespeare, Gone With the Wind and everything by Barbara Cartland in a survey which shows the lasting power of classic works.

BLECCH.