BACA.

My favorite part of the new rant:

Of course, the highest level of celebrity author irritation is reserved for Madonna, but specifically for her book Lotsa de Casha, in which the rich character learns that the path to happiness is in giving away his money. See, it’s the hypocrisy and sheer chutzpah that mark this book as a 10 on the BACA Irritation Scale.

Still waiting for the CafePress shop, MR. 

I'd love a mug bearing this logo: