Eclipse: Twilight, #3 -- Stephenie Meyer
Dear Bella,
DUMP THEM BOTH. Also, stop whining. It's unattractive.
Thanks,
Leila
The (Slightly) Longer Version:
Seventy-five pages of entertainment does not counteract five hundred and twenty-five pages of guilt-ridden moaning.
I have reached the point where I really don't understand why ANYONE is in love with Bella, let alone practically every male in the Forks area.
I'd rather read Jacob/Edward fan fiction.
Bah! BAH!!!