Friday fun -- not book related.
The misery of other people can be our entertainment.
This guy might be living with my freshman year roommate. (Except my roommate set her alarm for 3AM and finally got up at five. Also, her clock radio wasn't set to alarm, it was set to the local easy listening station. I still have nightmares. And I seem to remember one of my friends getting back at her roommate by setting her battery-operated alarm clock, locking it in a trunk, and then leaving for the weekend. But maybe she just talked about the possibility.)