Auuugh!!

The world as we know it is ending.  For real.  It's over.  I'm only taking a short break from weeping in the corner to tell you about this:

So, this morning, I happened to stumble across a clip of That Beast* on David Letterman.  Now normally, of course, I wouldn't have watched it, but I read that he embarrassed her, and... that was enough to make me set aside my usually steadfast anti-PH stance.  (I'm a sucker for these things, okay?)

But I learned something about her upcoming role** in that horror movie musical.

Guess who's in it.

I'll give you a few clues: 

He's waaaaaaaaay cooler than her.  (That was actually two.)
He's British.
He can actually sing.
He still doesn't have an ALA READ poster, even though her portrayed the Coolest Librarian of All Time.

Yep.  That's right.  Anthony Stewart Head (AKA Rupert Giles) is also starring in Repo! The Genetic Opera!

What's a girl to do?

*Clue:  Her name starts with a "P" and ends with "aris Hilton".

**My only hope is that her role is really, really tiny -- her character name isn't listed at the IMDb.