Ananka Fishbein on giant squirrels.

From Ananka's diary:

I've also heard from certain people who believe that cute, fluffy squirrels (even giant ones) could never be responsible for all the mischief they cause in The Empress's Tomb. For the education of these naive individuals I've provided the following evidence of squirrel-related crimes around the world.

My favorite link is the third one -- it's about "crazed, violent squirrels".  Either that or the second one, about the Kinder Egg thief.