When will it end?

Celebrity books are bad enough. 

But now we're to be subjected to books by people who are only famous for being married to celebrities?

And how vomitrocious is this?:

“I have a standing date with my husband in the kitchen every Sunday night after the kids have gone to bed. We do a good catch-up while I purée the night away … and when I’m done I feel so virtuous.”

Blecch.