It's Perfectly Normal... not.

After stealing* copies of It's Perfectly Normal from the Lewiston and Auburn libraries, JoAn Karkos has now filed an obscenity complaint with the local police department.

Jeez, I wonder if my town has an obscenity ordinance.

*She checked the books out and is refusing to return them.  She did offer to pay, but the libraries wouldn't take her money -- they know she has the books, and they want them back.  Call it what you will.  I still call it stealing.