Pip, you rascal.
Alcwyn Jones, 59, hollowed out a copy of the Dickens classic Great Expectations as a secret hideaway.
But a court heard police found a £2,000 haul of amphetamines in the volume. Jobless Jones admitted he had the hollowed out book in his flat.
Prosecutor Lawrence Jones said, “He claimed he kept a spare house key in it – and had no idea how the drugs were in there instead.”