I assume you've all heard about this.

From the Harvard Gazette:

J.K. Rowling, author of the world-renowned “Harry Potter” novels, will be the principal speaker during the Afternoon Exercises of Harvard University’s 357th Commencement on June 5, 2008.

Ah, Harvard graduation.  3 bazillion proud family members, all wanting to buy Oh, The Places You'll Go.  It's something that very much DOESN'T make me miss The Monkey.