I have problems.

Despite the fact that I had so many issues with Eclipse that I wanted to kick it down three flights of stairs, I know I'll read Breaking Dawn as soon as it's released. 

So, come August 2, be ready for much grousing from this general direction.

(Or not.  I suppose it's possible that Bella will have had a personality transplant in the meantime and/or Edward and Jacob will have discovered their love for each other.  Right?)