Oh, wow.
Last night, I had a conversation rather like this one with a patron who demanded a computer even though they were all in use.
I swear, I said the words, "I'm sorry, they're all being used" at least 57 times.
BEAST.
[Later: My Monday night partner-in-crime also felt the need to write about it! And I just noticed that she called me a narc in her blogroll! HEY!!]