While watching The Savages:

Me:  Poor Philip Seymour Hoffman.  He never wins.

Josh:  Yeah.  There should be a movie called Philip Seymour Hoffman Saves the Universe. 

Me:  What would happen in it?

Josh:  He'd walk down the street and everything good would happen to him.  Like he'd find twenty dollars in his pocket.  Ladies would be all over him.  Or, if he's gay, Captain Jack Harkness would be there waiting for him at the end of the street surrounded by a halo with a choir of angels singing.

Me:  Rad.