Bookdrop.

Checking in the bookdrop, we found this donation:

 

To which my co-worker said (yes, we talk to books):

"Oh, no you won't."

Then she mocked his surfer hair and we almost died when we discovered that he'd been given a haircut on the cover of the reprint.

We also found a donation of Danielle Steel's The Cottage.  Which, like pretty much all Danielle Steel books, has an amazing author photo:

  

Which led us to have a way-too-long-discussion about what Ms. Steel is wearing under that wrap, whether or not she dresses like that on a daily basis, who would win in a slapfight with Joan Collins, and if, assuming that there was a lack of top under the wrap, she could've gotten a job at Vassalboro's late lamented topless coffee shop.

And I'm not even going to post the terrifying ad we discovered on the back of Yoga Journal.

According to every patron who's been in this afternoon, it's gorgeous outside (and thank you all SO MUCH for telling us about it), so maybe that's why it's been so quiet.