The difficulties of being Harry Potter.

From UPI.com:

"Oh my lordy Hannah," Potter said. "You have no idea what it is like to have this name. Just 15 minutes ago, I got a phone call from some girls who were about 13 or 14, and who giggled a lot. And you cannot be rude to them, you know that? You cannot be rude.

"That J.K. Rowling owes me something. I'm not sure what, but she owes me."

I never even considered the poor real-life Harry Potters out there.

Oh, NO.  What must happen to the poor real-life Edward Cullens and Jacob Blacks?