Tohrment? Vishous? Rhage?

DocTurtle reads J.R. Ward's Dark Lover:

Mostly, though, I wonder where in the hell J.R. Ward learned how to name her characters.  “Tohrment”?  “Vishous”?  “Rhage”?!?  Phlease.  At least now I finally get the running “extra ‘h’s” gag on SBTB.  And for those of you who would like to create your own Black Dagger Brotherhood vampire name, I hope you’ll visit the following website I whipped up this morning: The Black Dagger Brotherhood Name Maker  Because I care.

I am so glad he's reading it so that I don't have to.  Because I suspect that I'll enjoy his recaps much, much more than I would the actual book.