Everything about this article is a win.

The title:  Science ponders 'zombie attack'

The head researcher:  Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is not a typo)

The analysis:  "hit them [the undead] hard and hit them often"

The vindication:  Now that zombie research is Serious Business, people will have to stop mocking the Roy Girls for our "silly" Zombie Apocalypse Plans.

(link via my sister)