More Twilight Merchandise, or My Eyes, MY EYES!

You know those middle-of-the-night bathroom runs that result in a stand-off with a scary axe-wielding serial killer that turns out to be an innocent coat rack when you finally work up the courage to turn on the light?  Well, the first item might cause some problems along those lines. 

The second item is just glittery wrongness -- especially as the makers suggest putting it in the fridge "for that authentic experience".  Of course, it's also hilarious.  And R-rated*.  So click through at your own risk.

(via Chrissy)

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*Or is it NC-17?  The ratings board seems to make up their own rules.  Have you seen this documentary, by the way?  (This trailer was not approved for all audiences -- not at all safe for work.)