Not even an attempt at a pun?

"'Twilight' fans can get happily get lost in corn"

It seems like the Deseret News could have come up with something. 

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Nope, other than wanting to wish Bella away to the cornfield, I've got nothing.  So I guess I shouldn't give them a hard time.

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What, you want to see a picture of said corn maze?

Here it is, in all of its New Moon-y glory:

Any idea what that little guy on the right is up to?  Is he part of the New Moon mazes?  What is he holding?  A microphone?  A lollipop?

(Photo via here, link via Misty -- thanks, Misty!)