Things I Missed While I Was Sick, or, Things That Could Possibly Make Me Sick All Over Again.

So, I'm glad to be back.  I was sick sick sick sick sick for a long long long long long time.  So sick that I wished I was back at work.  Which is pretty sick.

Anyway, clearly I missed a whole lot while I was away from this Land of Wonder that we call the Internet.  I haven't even started getting caught up.

But I'm going to make a Bold Statement based on Nothing But Assumption and state that the A#1 Most Important thing I missed has to have been the Edward Cullen panties.

Now.  The first picture was scary enough, what with poor RPattz' brooding face centered squarely on one's frontal junkal area:

That, in itself, is clearly too too much.

But it gets worse.  The second picture made me want to take to my bed.  Again.  So peek at your own risk:

 

I just threw up.  And not just a little bit.  Thank goodness there are still barf buckets scattered throughout the house.

THANKFULLY, I scanned down through the comments at Best Week Ever (thanks for the link, Celia!) and discovered that these amazing pieces ARE NOT FOR SALE.  Rarely have I been so very relieved about something so very silly.  (The only thing that could top it at the moment is if Katie Holmes finally came to her senses and pushed Tom Cruise in front of a fast-moving steamroller.)

LESS THANKFULLY, I also found this link to an actual product (featured at everyone's new favorite site: Regretsy) in the comments.