How NOT to pull me in with your advertising campaign, #24.

This blurb...

"Have you ever closed The Scarlet Letter and yearned to see what the future holds for Hester Prynne and her headstrong daughter Pearl?"

...makes me want to run screaming.  Is the Austen fanfiction not enough?  Must we really be subjected to Hawthorne fanfic, too?? 

OH, THE HUMANITY.