What's sad is that I really should have known...

Patron:  Do you have that new book about squash?  Or maybe it's about a pumpkin?

Me:  ...

   ...

   Do you know anything else about it?

Patron:  No. 

    ... 

    Oh, well, they're reading it for the February book group at the Wells Library.

Me:  Thanks.  I'll just look that up for you.  <Googling commences.>

   Ah.  ...  Are you looking for The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society?

Patron:  Yes, that's it!

Me:  <gritting teeth>  Oh, you're welcome.  And I've got a copy right here.  <sunny smile>