Okay, Nicolas Cage.

I love you.  Mostly because you racked up a billion Cool Points in movies like Wild at Heart and Adaptation and Matchstick Men and that one scene in Face/Off with the guns in the ridiculous case (before it really started to suck) and Red Rock West and Moonstruck.  I can put up with National Treasure and Gone in 60 Seconds or whatever.  Even that terrible montage of clips from the remake of The Wicker Man made me feel a tad affectionate.

But, this.  This is too much: