Evangeline Lilly wants to write children's books.
Hmmmm.
In the same vein, the other day, I received this HUGE box in the mail. I opened it to discover ANOTHER huge box decorated with the logo for that brand-new John Grisham kids' book with the horrible name. I opened THAT box to find a whole lot of empty space and, like, 14 sheets of paper.
But those marketing people at Penguin are clearly geniuses who are capable of manipulating me despite my anti-Kid-Lawyer sentiment, because among those 14 pieces of paper were some Hold Your Very Own Mock Trial stickers. One of which says, "Judge."
Which I'm wearing.
DAMMIT! They got me again.