Okay, so I don't follow Justin Bieber, either...

...but apparently, he's doing the celeb fragrance thing... with a twist. It's unisex, and it's not going to come in a bottle -- it's going to be infused into dogtags and snap bracelets and the like.

Am I getting really old, or is that just weird?

Probably I'm getting old.

If so, I think I'm okay with that.